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Black People In Heaven


Gabriel came to the "Lord" and said, I have to talk to you, I have a problem. I know you made us and we have to love everybody. But our black folk up here in heaven are causing some problems. They are swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce is all over their robes. Hamhocks, spare ribs and pigfeet are all over the streets of gold. Some are even walking around with one wing and they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean.

There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit right with their hair styles. The "lord" said i made them special, as I did you ...

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